Suggestions for culinary abominations!?

I'm heading back to my home town soon and a good friend of mine and I always get together when I do so. We play video games all night and snack on some form of a terrifyingly unhealthy culinary abomination. Last time we did a mive plate of supreme french fries-supreme nachos but instead of tortilla chips french fries. But we are completely hitting a blank on what to cook. We need suggestions!